Leaving the Legal Profession

Short, sweet and snappy: Best thing I ever did. Let me tell you this much; litigation attorneys (especially plaintiff personal injury attorneys) are, as Beck recorded "Soul Sucking Jerks." End of story.

And if you are a litigation attorney reading this; get over yourself. The law students who make honors, are now professors. Those who make secondary honors, are judges. Those of you who are the C student lackeys are either working in some miserable firm, or you're unscrupulous and lie to tribunals and in the face of disciplinary committees. And if you don't do either of those, I can guarantee you've thrown a fellow employee under the bus to further your careers.

And to the paralegals out there dealing with these unethical bastards. Document, document, document. Then turn them over to the appropriate committee. Quit worrying about your precious bonuses. Karma will ALWAYS take that bonus away from you for your complicit behavior.

Though I still love the law, I detest the losers who violate its intent to protect their lying, cheating, maniacal ways! And quit telling me you're standing up for the little guy...you're in it for the money, period. The turds in my catbox have a higher standard than you.